Flee with Alacrity

The cackling and camp tomfoolery continued as the girls sped away in Iva's Canary Yellow Holden Commodore. An oldie but a goodie.

"What did you mean when you said I would be going far away" asked Shandy.

"Well honey" replied Carmene "You can't stick around here, its too dangerous".

"Whaddya mean"

"Someone is trying to set you up. They have tried pinning the murder of Magic and the burning down of Thai Me Up on you sweetie"

"Darling who is THEY and more importantly WHY?" asked Shandy

Carmene looked at Shandy, her eyes heavily penciled and shaded in her favourite colour shadow "Peacock Plumage Blue". I suspect a certain someone is wanting to take control of the Sassy Palms and this person wants to use it as a front for "her" business on the side"

"Your confusing me"

Iva Interrupted "Listen darling, Carmene and I have suspected that one of the Sassy girls has been selling drugs on the premises, cause there have been a few undesirables in of late, well should I say more than our usual crowd. Andddd, I spied that yellow peril Imelda out back behind the loo with a guy".

"And what is so strange about that. It ain't the first time Imelda has blown a guy out back" said Shandy

Iva fluttered her false lashes in annoyance "Lissen to me, she opened her hideous excuse for a handbag, the one with pink pom poms and it was full of plastic bags with little white pills. She pulled one out and handed it to the guy who gave her $100.00. Thankfully she did not see me and I snuck back and told Carmene. So you see, this is a lot bigger than we first expected, she is dangerous and you need to lie low for a while til this all blows over"

"Im not going anywhere, Im not afraid of that skanky, cum guzzling slanty eyed, slimy, felching Filipino. I SAID IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE".

Carmene fixed Shandy with one of her I mean business stares "Yes you are. We have arranged for you to go stay with Liz"

"Your fucking joking" said Shandy "Im not goin up there".

Liz! Otherwise known as Elizabeth Street was Melbourne's most famed drag queen, she took centre stage at Pokies of a Sunday night for many years. These were the good old days, she was positively divalicious. But Liz fell on hard times, was unlucky in love and her "diva" position became increasingly threatend by younger "girls" on the rise. She took solace in the bottle and ultimately packed up and moved to Shepparton where she worked as a barmaid at the local RSL.

"You gotta be jokin, Im not stayin with that hasbin, uh uh no way" said Shandy

"Shuttt Uppp" said Iva firmly "Ive already had Margot pack you some clothes and we are going now"

Meanwhile Imelda was busy entertaining a gentleman caller whom she had flirted with earlier at at the Sassy Palms.

"Mmmmm darlingggg, that feel good, that nice. You like screw chick with dick yes, ooohhh"

Her mobile rang, she could make out the name on the screen, VERA. "Momement darling, me must take dis, just keep going. Vera, what you want honey, me errrr busy"

"You won't be happy, but Shandalier has was released, they have no hard evidence and, ummm, she ate nothing" replied Vera.

"Fuck, fuck fuck. You stupi bit, what we do now? Hmmmm, but they not know I involved, it ok. We still get rid of her, must have Sassy Palm cause business about to boom. Where she go darling"

"I have no idea, she left with 2 of those drag queens and they drove off"

"Well me have many much way to find out thing, leave to me darling, I see to her"